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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Noelty

Peppie

Created by: Peppie

Pronunciation: 'nO(-&)l-tE

Sentence: That seasonal card he sent with Anthrax as snow was a true noelty.

Etymology: Basically, it was a accidental mashup of the French word "Noël" (which means Christmas) and the English word "Naughty". Ironically, a French-English mashup of words would be politically incorrect as well.

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Insensitalk

Created by: Hermes

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Clausimpropriety

Created by: jdfalk

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Milktoasting

Created by: dxl413

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Footmouthin

Created by: Morganio

Pronunciation: foot-mouth-in

Sentence: He was doing some serious footmouthin

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Congratugrate

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate

Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.

Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)

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Interfesting

Created by: LlamaMan

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Santadultry

Created by: Computergeek

Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree

Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus

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Jollifixations

chadfust

Created by: chadfust

Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns

Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!

Etymology: jollifications + fixation

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Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel